Wrote a little program for myself called “the accountant”, which produces financial reports for my projects. It’s purely for myself, and has the personality of a middle-aged Polish accountant (inspired by Woz’s dial-a-joke service). It’s whimsical, and the humor helps me keep up the habit for I don’t particularly enjoy doing. The jokes were written by Claude, and are surprisingly funny in an understated manner. No, the program is not an LLM agent. It is old-fashioned code that loops through spreadsheet rows and tallies things up. The jokes are just fixed strings, but they seem to have good repeat value. It’s a wizard-style program, since I need to perform some steps manually in between.